![]() Spectacular shot from the Space Needle |
![]() Breathtaking view of Puget Sound and the Olympic Mountains. |
![]() This one’s actually not that bad. A Chihuly glass exhibit with the pieces sitting on a clear ceiling and lit from above. |
In considering the subject, I came up with a list of REAL reasons why selfies are hard.
- My arms aren’t that long.
- Sometimes there’s a glare on the screen and I can’t even see what I’m taking a picture of.
- An unfortunate thumb injury (8th grade) which doesn’t allow my right thumb to bend all the way, making it extra hard to push the button with one hand.
- I have a big head. (big head+short arm=not much space for background)
Though they are not frame-worthy, they are usually laugh-worthy. At least the kids think so. They think it’s funny that we look so confused. In reality, we’re not confused, we’re just squinting — see #2 above.
![]() There’s that glare I was telling you about. |
![]() “Can you even see what’s on the screen?” “Not really.” “Just take it anyway.” |
I’m decent at taking regular pictures, though. In fact, the background on my website — the picture of the Rocky Mountains — is one I took myself on a vacation to Colorado a few years ago. So I’ve got that going for me. And if I decide to get serious about upping my selfie game, I’ll just give Kim Kardashian a jingle and get some pointers. #sheISgreatatselfies