I consider myself a reasonably intelligent person. Based on that, I think it’s safe to say that being able to take a good selfie is not related to IQ. Thank goodness for that line of reasoning. It’s what allows me to not feel bad about my lack of selfie skills.
 Spectacular shot from the Space Needle |
 Breathtaking view of Puget Sound and the Olympic Mountains. |
 This one’s actually not that bad. A Chihuly glass exhibit with the pieces sitting on a clear ceiling and lit from above. |
In considering the subject, I came up with a list of REAL reasons why selfies are hard.
- My arms aren’t that long.
- Sometimes there’s a glare on the screen and I can’t even see what I’m taking a picture of.
- An unfortunate thumb injury (8th grade) which doesn’t allow my right thumb to bend all the way, making it extra hard to push the button with one hand.
- I have a big head. (big head+short arm=not much space for background)
Though they are not frame-worthy, they are usually laugh-worthy. At least the kids think so. They think it’s funny that we look so confused. In reality, we’re not confused, we’re just squinting — see #2 above.
 There’s that glare I was telling you about. |
 “Can you even see what’s on the screen?” “Not really.” “Just take it anyway.” |
I’m decent at taking regular pictures, though. In fact, the background on my website — the picture of the Rocky Mountains — is one I took myself on a vacation to Colorado a few years ago. So I’ve got that going for me. And if I decide to get serious about upping my selfie game, I’ll just give Kim Kardashian a jingle and get some pointers. #sheISgreatatselfies
